‘Walking Down the Aisle’ at Aisle 9

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Aisle 9 has revealed its plans, to not only be building a larger store but enough space to be rented out for joyous occasions, namely chasunas. Reservations are already being booked to have this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Included in the package is the option of having an outdoor wedding, with the heart-stopping roar of Route 9 traffic and the 1,000 piece band (mostly consisting of horns) in the background. Pictures will be taken against the back-drop of either gas pump #1, #2, #3 or #4 (For just an extra few grand, the photographer will throw in some poses of the couple holding a gas pump and filling up an actual car.) The smoke from the exhaust pipe will give the wedding photographs a rustic and archaic feel (and scent). For obvious reasons, the custom of parents walking their children down the aisle holding something fiery, will have to be put aside. Thursday will probably be the most popular night, as there is the additional Mad Dash for Cholent entertainment.